Cell Phone Diarrhea
WHEN it’s ACCEPTABLE to gab away on your cell phone in public. Pretty much never. Okaaaay, maybe emergencies like… *”Mom, you forgot me at soccer field again and I’m surrounded by rabid cheetahs.”...
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Remember back in the day when people were forced to use phone booths for privacy? Those were the days. Lost is the era of discreet conversation. It was a quieter more peaceful time indeed. Today, we...
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You know that ohshit moment when you realize you forgot something in the oven? Well, I do that, except instead of food, I occasionally forget to pick up one of my kids. Football last night. In my...
View ArticleBad-ass Amish
Just now. “Can I speak to the person in charge of the electric bill?” Me- No. We’re Amish. *click* For the sake of authenticity, I was pretending to be the kind of Amish person who has a cell phone...
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